Oh... not much
So I found some facts. From a website. Don't know if they're true. But... I'm bored. Here they are.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants! For me... that's probably true...
In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. Wondering how this one became a law
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year. Was this a problem?
Most lipstick contains fish scales. Good thing I'm AC and would never consider wearing lipstick.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois. All you Urbanians... don't you fret. They will lock that monster up.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds. Definitely not a clinophobic.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself. Speaking of mucus... I am kinda hungry.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Honestly... who WANTS to live that long?
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. Aw, poor little guy.
Love you all! Have a good one.
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants! For me... that's probably true...
In Illinois, it is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets. Wondering how this one became a law
Every citizen of Kentucky is required by law to take a bath once a year. Was this a problem?
Most lipstick contains fish scales. Good thing I'm AC and would never consider wearing lipstick.
It is against the law for a monster to enter the corporate limits of Urbana, Illinois. All you Urbanians... don't you fret. They will lock that monster up.
Clinophobia is the fear of beds. Definitely not a clinophobic.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks, otherwise it will digest itself. Speaking of mucus... I am kinda hungry.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older. Honestly... who WANTS to live that long?
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo. Aw, poor little guy.
Love you all! Have a good one.
posted by natz at 11:38 PM
21 Comments:
I think Urbana should worry less about monsters, and more about car stereo thieves.
Only six elephants? I think I've covered that already. Of course maybe I'll die tomorrow from heart faliure...so that would still make it true I guess.
...which means I'm not going to be one of those people to live over 116. Rats. And I wanted to see the flying cars and floating cities.
Thanks for the entertainment, Natalie!
And we thought 2006 would bring us flying cars and floating cities. Boy, were we wrong!
some people thought 1984 would bring us flying cars and floating cities.
david, did you say only 6 elephants?! do you know how big elephants are? stinkin' big. aw, that makes me miss buddy. i left him at the apartment.
1984?! what were they thinking? 2007 is totally gonna be the year for flying cars and floating cities.
Some people thought 1984 would bring Big Brother.
Big Brother?
I wish we had a law about monsters in Denver. I used to be a clinophobic because of the monsters under my bed.
I think Joel's reasoning behind clinophobia hit it on the head. and also, you know the mob made the gov. make the law to allow their animals to puff on a cuban with them, honestly, they were too filthy rich to smoke them all themselves.
I am not afraid of beds. I think that they are a waste of space and foster indolence.
***nerd alert***
Big Brother is in reference to the novel "1984", written by George Orwell in 1948, about what the future would be like in 1984. Big Brother was a nickname for the harsh government that was always looking over your shoulder, waiting to punish you for breaking the law. I was supposed to read it my senior year of high school, but I only got halfway through it.
**cool person alert**
Thanks David
Natalie- cool post, I liked all your little comments. I think I've heard most of those, I wonder if they are all true?
Anyway, Dave, thank goodness for those Novels classes in which we were forced to read 1984 so that we could have the advantage of knowing who "Big Brother" is. :D Who knows... he may be watching us now...
Hey, I'm just getting ready to read that for my Lit for Adolescents class! Lookin' forward to it. A total classic.
actually, we're not urbanians. i believe the correct term is urbanites. ridiculous, i know. and i'm glad some people picked up on the george orwell reference.
Wow, everybody in the WORLD has read this book except for me. Maybe I should consider picking it up.
Urbanites? Hm... I think I like Urbanians better. Cuz it makes me think of Serbians or something like that. And for some reason, I like that.
1984 is one of my favorite books. Britain is definitely going in that direction, with all the "security" cameras they have in the buildings, restaurants, parks, parking lots, playgrounds, construction sites, and over the sidewalks.
I heard they're going to put cages over your head with rats in them if you don't cooperate with them in England..crazy stuff.
oh my goodness. that is the worst thing i've heard all day, luke. i'm squirming thinking about it. if i have nightmares, i'm calling you in the middle of the night and waking you up.
...and then the rats poo on your head if you do something bad?
In 1984 I finished 11th grade. lol!
oh... over your head. heh, i was thinking a cage surrounding your head. ok, luke, you're off the hook. that's not so bad.
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